Attention residents and employees of the Uniteras system in general and Uniteras One in particular:
You are now under the administration of the Blacktron Syndicate.
With the victory of Blacktron's powerful and surprisingly modular fleet over the galactically corrupt Space Police, no one will stand in our way now!
Citizens will enjoy a greater degree of freedom under Blacktron, so long as they submit their tributes in a timely manner.
We will be creating an Intendent's Office once our forces proceed into Solar Valley.
Expect to receive instructions soon.

The Unitera One Monorail Project will continue as planned, a spokesperson for the Unitron Corporation announced Wednesday, despite military strife throughout the sector.
"Unitron will not give in to these thugs," Jim Slater told reporters at a press conference.

The monorail, which already runs throughout Lunar Valley, is set to extend into Stanton Plains- barring any explosive setbacks.
"Civilization on Unitera One will not be held up by such distractions," Slater said.
Unitron said it has hired additional security contractors for the foreseeable future.

Not so fast, Blacktron.
You may have won the Battle of the Lunar Rings with your super modular fighters, but you haven't won the War for Uniteras just yet.
The Space Police are regrouping as we speak, rebuilding the fleet with components from damaged ships.
We've even found a depot of old-school Space Police ships intact, so you may be facing both the green & grey and the blue & red in battle.
Unitera One is a free world, run by the Unitron Corporation, that won't be intimidated or violated by any wannabe warlords.
Any Blacktron personnel approaching Lunar Valley will be terminated on site.
You wanted a war- you've got one.

This isn't journalism, Jim.
I'm paying you to cover technology and internet news-
NOT 30-YEAR-OLD LEGO FANTASIES OR FAN FICTIONS OR WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS!
This is a newspaper!
You're not allowed to make up stories about real people, much less inanimate plastic objects.
Are you having some kind of breakdown, or did you just discover Legos on eBay?
Either way, I'm not paying you for this week.
Get your shit together or find another job.